Nov 18, 2016Just for fun,
Pink unicorn infiltrates server room
RockIT; IT support company; reported a break-in to their Head Quarters located server room.
At about 3:30pm this afternoon a shifty looking character was seen skulking around the premises and was quickly wrestled to the ground and reprimanded by the local bobby-on-the-beat.
The pink, fluffy, bearded unicorn was said to be bleating out unrecognisable phrases; such as #HugLife and #DoYourThing. Confusingly, when the detectives investigated these unusual sayings, they discovered they represented a desire to hug, and to help disadvantaged children.
In his back pocket was a Yellow bear-shaped money box, not too dissimilar to the one below.
When the RockIT teams opened the box they realised that it was full to the brim of notes and coins, £156.71 to be exact, donated by the employees that morning. The census on the RockIT floors is that this unwitting criminal was actually a good samaritan, just trying to make sure these donations reached the worthy charity.
We salute you pink unicorn, may you not let this scupper with the law get you down.